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Joke of the Day
"All that money and sleep was super annoying anyway. -lies parents tell themselves"
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"A pig with a cold is called... pigachu!"
"Me: But where do you see this relationship in five years? Her: Sir! For the last time, do you want extra cheese or not?"
"TIFU by clicking on a useless post."
"Pore jew:( What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven."
"What is the last thing the host of an orgy says to his guests? Thank you for coming!"
"So four gay guys walk into a crowded bar, there is only one stool free. How do they all sit? They turn the stool upside down"
"[god creating snakes] how about a sock that's angry all the time"
"Two Goldfish are in a Tank One turns to the other and says.. ""Do you know how to drive this thing?"""
"I broke my finger today... But on the other hand I am completely fine."