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Joke of the Day

"I got a job at FedEx OP delivered"

"I have a lot of jokes about unemployed people But none of them work"

"Sunny today but its not sunday (its Saturday). Really gets you thinking."

"A guy walks into a bar and asks the guy across from him why his hands were all over his face: The guy across replies: ""Because I am a clock you drunk fuck."""

"TIL that FDR was the first sitting President to travel by airplane Maybe tomorrow I'll learn who the first standing President to travel by airplane was!"

"My friend said to me ""I don't understand why all smokers don't just vaporize?"" ... ""A little harsh don't ya think?"" I replied."

"Shout out to my grandpa That's the only way he can hear"

"Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head? Because from a distance, they looked like hare."

"How many Amish guys does it take it satisfy an Amish whore? Two men-a-night!"

"A xenophobe eh? I'm scared of the warrior princess too but I wouldn't call it a phobia."