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Joke of the Day

"I just flew into town and boy are my arms tired! Get it? Because, I've been jerking off on the plane..."

"So I asked my friend with synesthesia the time... He said half past purple"

"What kind of story does a rabbit tell? A fluffy tale."

"What did the sluts left leg say to her right leg? Nothing, they never met."

"My kid swallowed a torch today... It's ok - it was removed and now he's delighted."

"Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf"

"Why are none of my jokes funny? Because I have a shitty sense of humor."

"Floaters What do you call that which barks during the day and floats during the night ? - Your grandma's jaws"

"The older I get, the more I think I owe my parents an apology..."

"What does cheese say when you take its picture? Make sure you get my Gouda side!"