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Joke of the Day
"It's a bad idea to eat the meat from the female cows. That would be a Miss Steak."
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"What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy? The Boston Celtics"
"Tinder - Indian Edition Heard about the Indian edition of the Tinder dating app? No matter how many times you swipe, it keeps showing the same (arranged) partner."
"The only thing that bakes at room temperature. Stoners."
"What did the sexual predator chicken say about the donkey? I don't think it'll fit in that ass."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by some chick."
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? [nsfw] The wheelchair."
"Oh please! Merkel: ""Alexis, I don't think you Greeks understand the seriousness of your debt situation..."" Tsipras: ""Oh please....you really should give us a bit more credit."""
"What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about? Dad Jokes."
"How do you get 20 Canadians out of a pool? ""Okay folks, time to get out of the pool!"""