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Joke of the Day
"A man caught me applying chap stick, so I just started eating it so it wouldn't be weird."
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"What do you call a zoo with only Giraffes? Giraffic Park!!!!!!! HAHHHAHAAHHAHAA"
"Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is"
"I slept like a rock last night meaning I woke up in the flower bed with the house key under my belly."
"The doctor told me to stay positive I have HIV"
"A piece of shit walks into the bar Its my dad. My dad is a piece of shit"
"What is black and doesn't work? Decaffeinated coffee."
"If you hold the door open for me when I'm more than ten feet away, you aren't doing me a favor. You're making me exercise."
"My son wants a bb gun for Christmas I told him I'l give it my best shot"