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Joke of the Day
"How do you call the social media that your grandmother uses? Instagran"
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"I once dated a girl for 3 months because we were stuck in a hammock."
"What do you call a Transformer who always sees the glass as half full? Optimist Prime"
"What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose? 15 lbs and a flannel shirt."
"What's E.T. Stand for? Extra testicle"
"I had a bowl of Cap'n Crunch cereal for the first time in a long time last weekend. The roof of my mouth should be healed in a few days."
"My dog died... It's hair pink"
"Walmart: because going to Target requires a shower."
"Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender asks, ""can I get you a drink"" to which Descartes replies, ""I think not"" and *poof* Descartes disappears."
"What's the difference between snowmen and snow women? Snow balls. Ha"