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Joke of the Day
"The rest of you just need to get fat because I don't feel like going to the gym anymore..."
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"What kind of shoes does Solid Snake wear? Sneakers. Huehuehue."
"""If I had a bookstore I'd make the mystery section really hard to find."""
"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 13 years."
"Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty."
"My father always said to me ""son it's always best to fight fire with fire""... and that is probably why he was kicked out of the fire service"
"Between the Boko Haram schoolgirl abductions and the recent Malaysia Airlines incidents... I'm starting to doubt if we'll ever see an intact black box ever again."
"There are 2 types of people in the world. Those who don't fold their clothes out of the dryer... ...and women."
"Why does it suck to be an egg? You have to share a room with 11 guys. And it takes you 4 minute to get hard and 2 minute to get soft. The worst part? The only woman that sits on your face is your mom."
"The best thing about sitting next to the white guy with dreads on the bus is no one thinks you're the one that farted"