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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You stop milking a cow after 13 years."

"Thank you Facebook for putting everyone's Facebook page link on their Facebook page. I would have never found their page without it."

"How do you know ancient Egyptians loved books so much? Because they built their stuff with reads!"

"Need Advice So I need some help. Younger sister is coming out of the closet finally and I need some good lesbian jokes in good enough taste to raffle off at dinner for thanksgiving. Oh please assist!"

"What is Reddits favorite country? Chi-LE!!!!!!!!!! My girlfriend came up with that one hope u guys love it as much as I do!!!!! :)"

"How many Reddit mods does it take to change a lightbulb? [removed]"

"When you go for a bus ride do you like sitting upstairs or downstairs? I prefer to ride on top but it's very hard getting the horse up the stairs."

"Vegans have a special acronym for 'Today I Fucked Up' TOFU"

"What does a statistician call a defective butter substitute? A margarine of error!"

"After being away from Reddit for a day, how do you keep up with what you missed? You go to 9gag."