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Joke of the Day

"Why does it suck to be an egg? You have to share a room with 11 guys. And it takes you 4 minute to get hard and 2 minute to get soft. The worst part? The only woman that sits on your face is your mom."

"BREAKING: Judge strikes down Kentucky ban on gay marriage, but ruling on hold while state appeals for right to keep treating gays like shit."

"How do you find a black person? Guilty as charged."

"How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear? Yellow in the front, brown in the back."

"My Grandfather died in a concetration camp. He fell out of a really tall guard tower. so sad r.i.p"

"What's 20 feet long and smells like piss? It's a line dance at the old folks home..."

"When does a fisherman offend you the most? When he's completely out of line"

"What's Bill Clinton's drug of choice? Blow."

"What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs who plays the piano? Clever Dick."

"I spotted a subtweet and also spotted a squirrel with a juice box... I'll let you guess which one had a greater impact on my life."