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Joke of the Day

"Between the Boko Haram schoolgirl abductions and the recent Malaysia Airlines incidents... I'm starting to doubt if we'll ever see an intact black box ever again."

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra... Not my joke, but made me laugh."

"What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a hooker with diarrhea? One has to shuck in between fits... the other has to fuck in between shits."

"I am the Michelangelo of writing research papers. He started the Sistine Chapel ceiling the night before it was due, right?"

"Why Was Vista Afraid of Seven? Cause seven eight ten."

"Why does our body absorb Strontium? To make our bones stronger"

"Why should've Christians chosen farts over bread? It's more fun to break wind"

"I was gonna take a selfie, but I just checked the mirror and I still have the same face."

"Where do crows go to buy groceries? Kroger"

"Q: When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other? A: There are more ducks on that side."