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Joke of the Day
"Why do they call it a Wonderbra? Because you take it off and wonder where their tits went."
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"I'm exactly like Rocky in that, I challenge people to fight while I'm slurring my words."
"Wanna hear a joke about my cawk? never mind its too long"
"If it hurts you more than it hurts them, you're probably holding the taser wrong."
"I just referred to tongs as 'food tweezers' in case you want to be in awe of my command of the English language."
"What's the best rape prevention tool? A de-boning knife."
"I feel like I have something to prove here. Judge: That's sort of how this works."
"What's the difference between a goat and a kid? I stopped butchering goats."
"Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer? Fixed* [deleted]"
"[me, in a sting operation] Can I buy your best stuff? DRUG DEALER: what do u mean by stuff? *talking into my shirt* what do I mean by stuff?"