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"Why did Ellen Pao fire an employee with cancer? Fixed* [deleted]"
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"All the world's a stage And all the men and women merely players; They have their exits and their entrances, And one man in his time has many farts."
"I have the heart of a saint And a lifetime ban from Mother Teresa's grave."
"Cry if you missed someone. Try to shoot them again before they leave."
"I don't know what you do when you come across a bear, But I just wipe it off and apologize."
"If a person were to give a speech about Mozart, where would they be most likely to do it? On the Dias On the Dias Oh Oh Oh, on the dais."
"What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy? Blueit. -just thought of it, sorry its a little late to the party"
"Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there."
"Ray Rice and Janay Rice go together..... like peanut butter..and whatever punches peanut butter in the face"
"""Bob's coming over"" Bob from work or Bob who thinks he's a cop? *knock on door* OPEN UP, POLICE *flushing drugs down toilet* ""Bob from work"""