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Joke of the Day
"Wanna hear a joke about my cawk? never mind its too long"
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"Why does a blonde lay on the floor while shopping? To look for the lowest prices."
"Caught in the act My wife walked in on me masturbating to a picture of an optical illusion I said ""Darling.. it's not what it looks like"""
"Why did the blonde keep coat hangers under her seat? In case she locks her keys in her car."
"The good news is, I blocked the creepy guy. The bad news is, I'm tweeting this from inside his trunk."
"Somebody said ""hey wanna eat this apple"" and I said ""no thanks I ate a PC for lunch"""
"What's worse then ants in your pants? Uncles in your pants."
"Gentlemen test At least most tests have the decency to ask me my name, before they fuck me."
"Why did Jared vote for gore in the 2000 election? Jared doesn't care for bush"
"I got a German girl's phone number I just ask her for it and she said, ""nine nine nine, nine nine nine nine."""