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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a goat and a kid? I stopped butchering goats."
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"'The victim was beaten with a porcelain angel figurine, suspect confirmed to be an Irishman' 'I guess you could say he was Knick-Knack Paddy Whacked.'"
"The only difference between the 13yr old me and the 28yr old me is that my kool-aid now contains vodka."
"What do you get when you cross bears with salmon? Cannibals."
"What's worse than sucking 12 raw oysters out of your grandma's vagina? Realizing you only put in 11"
"Knock knock. Who's there? Mormons."
"I came up with an excuse for being late I was marching with Martin Luther King, but then some firemen mistook us for fire and tried to put us out; that's why I was late sorry."
"I like to go up to my wife's twin sister and say ""i know what you look like naked"""
"As a bachelor I learned to separate my laundry into three piles; dirty, not so bad, and I could wear this another two three times if needed."
"I wish to die peaceful and in sleep like my grandfather and not screaming and afraid like passengers in his bus."