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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a baby? Eric Clapton would have never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window."

"I am opening a new restaurant... ...called ""Whatever. I Don't Care"". Gonna make a killing on date night."

"How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite? Namaste home tonight."

"Did you hear about the physics student that committed suicide by jumping off a skyscraper? What a shame. He had so much potential."

"Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials? Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights."

"Why Does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? For drizzle, my nizzle. :D"

"Why was C afraid ? Because other alphabets were **NOT-Cs**"

"December 1 is the biggest day in the plumbing business as millions of ill-prepared men shave their mustaches over a sink"

"What do you call a lonely orator? A master debater."

"What's a blind person's least favorite theme park? Seaworld"