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Joke of the Day
"Who is the most cowardly knight in all the land? Sir Ender"
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"What did M. Night Shyamalan say about a duck's penis? What a twist."
"What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabidooo."
"What do you call a dog that goes to the beach? Ballroom blitz"
"My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it's gone."
"Did you hear the one about the man who let a firework off on top of his head? He went out with a bang."
"My mom was supposed to die in the 9/11 incident.. I think - Anthony Jeselnik"
"If blind people wear sunglasses Shouldn't deaf people wear earmuffs?"
"Never let your friends feel lonely! disturb them at all times!"
"I've decided to run a marathon for charity. I didn't want to do it at first but apparently it's for blind and disabled kids so I think I've got a good chance of winning"