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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear the one about the man who let a firework off on top of his head? He went out with a bang."

"Yes, you're drawing your eyebrows too high. Don't look so surprised."

"Last time I saw my boyfriend he was getting on a plane to Helsinki. You might say he vanished into Finnair."

"Two clowns are eating a cannibal. The first clown says to the second ""I think we're doing this joke wrong""."

"I went to buy a 'Where's Wally?' book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played."

"The Funniest Joke I Ever Heard Was... Post them in here. Honestly, off the top of your head, post the funniest joke you've ever heard. Whether it's very long, or a simple one-liner, share it!"

"How do you tell the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? The taste."

"A girl was giving me crap in math class. I told her to absolute value her attitude."

"Why was a 9 year old allowed on a shooting range. In my school yoyo's were banned after Jenny got a black eye doing an 'Around the World'"

"I always eat duck with a few slices of cheap bread, because I know they would've enjoyed it."