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Joke of the Day
"What did M. Night Shyamalan say about a duck's penis? What a twist."
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"Me: We need to hire smarter people. HR: Why? Me: Is there someone smarter I can talk to about this? HR..."
"How was copper wire invented? Two Jews fighting over a penny."
"What do you call a con-artist who minored in psychology? Sigmund Fraud"
"Woozy woman comes up ""OMG I'm-I'm gonna faint!"" ""Go ahead, knock yourself out"""
"What did 0 say to 1? You're turning me on"
"My insurance does not cover Jesus taking the wheel. I checked."
"Women who like facials must be a myth. At least, I've never cum across one."
"What does a tech geek say when they're taking a shit? ""Clearing my cache."""
"What type of blood does a keyboard have? Typo"