113987
Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dog that goes to the beach? Ballroom blitz"
Next Joke
"British humor A cop walks into a bar responding to a call about a youngster making a ruckus. He asked the young lad ""just what are ya getting on with lad?"" The lad responds,"" none of yobishness mate"""
"I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day."
"Just a reminder not to wear white after Labor Day and not to be black around cops."
"Grammar Nazi hiding in Argentina captured after being baited on social media with an inappropriate you're usage"
"My mac has a factory defect. I've been using for 3 years and it still works."
"TIL the current Prime Minister of of Canada has a tattoo, and is in a cover band called the Van Cats, but... ...only the first part was Trudeau."
"Why do weathermen name hurricanes after women? Because when they come they're wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them."
"Movie idea: Channing Tatum and Chris Hemsworth are called on by the US government to take their shirts off and punch people who read books."
"What do you call a fake Irish diamond? A shamrock."