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Joke of the Day
"If blind people wear sunglasses Shouldn't deaf people wear earmuffs?"
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"I talked to a cannibal dog yesterday... He said it was a real dog-eat-dog world."
"How did I get out of Iran? Iraq. Edit: Guys I think I fucked up."
"Did you hear about the man who was into asphyxiation and vegetables? He liked being artichoked."
"""Remember those funny tweets about Keith? And, the Chad jokes? Haha! They were great! We should do those again. Right, guys? Guys?"" - Karen"
"It was so quiet in Chicago during the last inning. You could hear the gunshots."
"What I learned from Titanic was that u need to have sex as soon as possilble with the person u like cause u never know what might happen."
"What Did The Time Traveler Do After He After He Ate Too Much? He Went Back Four Seconds."
"Two drums and a symbol fall off a cliff. Bud dum tsss"
"Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it."