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Joke of the Day
"A Jehovah Witness Knock-Knock joke: KNOCK KNOCK.."
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"So a man buying stolen goods gets caught, and is given one phone call, who does he call? His de-fence attorney!"
"My kids are playing cowboys and Indians. One is pretending to ride a horse and shoot stuff, the other is providing tech support."
"When people tell me I'm intimidating, I generally just glare at them until they take it back."
"Tomorrow...trade cell phones with your significant other for the day...see how many of you are single by the end of the day..."
"How does trump fire a gun? He tells the bullet it's fired."
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