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Joke of the Day

"Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the gays, make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights.... Like he's a Muslim or something."

"Is it okay to not like a certain race? My friends want me to run a 10k with them, but I want to run a 5k."

"Yo mama so fat.... that when she sits in space-time she causes gravitational waves"

"Why can't redditors sew? Because the thread has been locked by a moderator"

"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang Rape."

"What do gay cow's eat? Hayyyyyyy"

"My eyes physically can't roll any higher up into my skull to show you how annoying you are."

"The First Law of Thermodynamics states that energy can neither be created nor destroyed...... unless it meets Chuck Norris."

"Time does'nt exist. Clocks exists."

"What do you call camp for starving cats? Meow-schwitz."