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Joke of the Day
"When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks? In the punchlines."
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"Why did the relationship between the creationist and Organic molecule not last ? Because the creationist did not believe in carbon dating."
"Who wrote ""The Tiger's Revenge""? Claude Balls"
"How does a woman differ from a computer? You can actually punch information into a computer."
"If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive then you should try swimming with sharks. Cost me an arm and a leg."
"Happy alentine's ay! For people who won't get the D or V"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotopus"
"Know what ""buffet"" stands for? Big Ugly Fat Fuckers Eating Together. Credit: This loud big ugly fat fucker drinking a few tables away from me at this bar."
"Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered six offender"
"I'm a man trapped outside a woman's body."