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Joke of the Day
"What is Mozart doing right now? Decomposing."
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"Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well? Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said ""Tom is sleeping with the fishes."""
"Your eyes are like stars. Not because they are bright and beautiful. But because they are so far apart."
"A man walks into a bar in Westeros And the bartender says ""stop speaking in third person Jaqen for fuck's sake"""
"Guy walks into a doctors office.. Guy walks into a doctor's office, wearing nothing but saran wrap. The doctor looked at him and said ""Clearly, I can see your nuts."" (Buddum-bum)"
"I drank 2 energy drinks to keep me aware while I drive but the only thing I'm aware of now is how many inanimate objects have jazz hands."
"What is better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded"
"Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six offender."
"How many Vegans does it take to eat a cheeseburger? Only one... if no one is looking!"
"Woman: Officer you must help. I've just lost my wig. Police officer: Certainly ma'am we'll comb the area."