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Joke of the Day

"Woman: Officer you must help. I've just lost my wig. Police officer: Certainly ma'am we'll comb the area."

"Ever been so drunk that you cooked a pizza at 20 degrees for 350 minutes?"

"The hardest part about breaking up with your Japanese girlfriend... Is that you have to drop the bomb twice.."

"My poem: I dig, you dig, we dig, she dig, he dig, they dig. It's not a very good poem, but it's very deep."

"I dropped a piece of cheese on the airplane and i know it rolled forward and some piece of shit in first class is enjoying it now"

"Why doesn't the sun need to go to University? He's too bright."

"My son was twice as hungry as me. So I only ate a one Na fish sandwich."

"Masking tape never makes a very realistic mask."

"I ended up in jail the other night and the guys across from me had glued themselves together... It was very confusing."

"What has no life but a lot of spirit. (A ghost) You've been a terrific audiance!"