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Joke of the Day
"What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The Captain's Log."
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"I built a house for a horse today but he said he wouldn't live in it as it didn't look stable enough."
"How did the octopus lovers walk down the road? Arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm in arm."
"90% of people get this problem wrong 1+1+1+1+1 1+1+1+1+1 1+1x0+1 = ?"
"Q: What would you call an Arab who owns a harem of cows? A: A milk sheik!"
"So I'm chatting to this 14 year old on the Internet.. She is funny, flirty, sexy and intelligent and now she's telling me she's an undercover cop, how cool is that at her age!"
"3 mods walk into a bar [deleted]"
"What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico? A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor"
"How to make your ears pop? Try some sparkly earrings."
"How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? He was shocked."