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Joke of the Day
"What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The Captain's Log."
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"TIL Atheism.... ...is a non-prophet organization"
"My dad would always say this, I don't know if this classifies as a joke, but it's funny I'm busier than a one-legged man in an ass kicking contest Also: That smell could knock a buzzard off a shitpile"
"I'm good friends with 24 letters of the alphabet because i hate U and i don't really know Y"
"How do you know that Santa is a man? No woman wears the same attire every year."
"Why did the Egyptian spit out his water? Because it came from the Suez."
"Want to hear a joke about my dick? Ahhh never mind, it's too long."
"What's the definition of awful? Putting a bomb on a disabled person's back and telling him to run."
"The Lord said unto John; ""Come forth and you shall receive eternal life."" But John came fifth and he won a toaster."
"[two coworkers walk into my office] Coworkers: Hey! It's your two favorite people here to ask you a question! Me: Where?"