155983

Joke of the Day

"Hey traveling businessmen, no need to put a lock on your carry-on. No one wants your briefcase full of boring."

"That awkward moment when someone is washing dishes and you slowly put your glass in the sink."

"Did you hear about the American Indian who was in a tea drinking contest? They found him the next morning lying in his tea pee."

"What's green and smells like ham? Kermit the frog's finger"

"The phrase, ""Don't take this the wrong way"" has a zero percent success rate."

"Do you charge for circumcisions? No, I only take tips"

"Can I borrow your G-String? Mine broke... said one guitarist to the other"

"Muslims in the U.S.A [Removed]"

"*seinfeld voice* What's the dill with pickles?"

"I know a husband and wife who were happy for a very long time and then they met."