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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between reddit gold and the Greek drachma? People usually thank you for giving them reddit gold."

"Why was the beaver mad because no one came to his damn party."

"If the fate of the world ever depended on me opening a new plastic grocery or produce bag in under a minute, we'd all be dead."

"Jumper cables walked into a bar Bartender said I'll serve you but you better not start anything!"

"Two men are running and they pass a bar Eventually the get tired, and stop. They then agree that they need more than two people on their relay team."

"The pen is mightier than the sword. Unless you have like three followers then go with the sword"

"What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the carnival? The ferrous wheel."

"Sometimes I wish I was a dinosaur, but then I remember they didn't have nipples."

"Chuck Norris knows everything there is to know - Except for the definition of mercy."

"Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow."