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Joke of the Day

"What's Iron Man's favorite ride at the carnival? The ferrous wheel."

"My signature move is being a complete idiot trying to convince someone that I'm not drink. Drank. Drunk."

"Whats black and screams? Stevie wonder answering the iron!"

"What do the Japanese do when they have an erection? They vote, you lacist."

"What did the fog say to the grass? I mist you!"

"Some hipsters were camping next to me and asked for help starting a fire. So, I chased one around until his corduroys burst into flames."

"Superman: Look, Lois! Up in the sky! It's a bird! *squints* It's a plane... *puts on glasses* Oh, it's a plane. Lois: CLARK?!?"

"Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?"

"Do you know what a Freudian slip is? It's when you mean one thing but fuck your mother."

"I heard a group of pedophiles dressed up as superheroes and molested kids at birthday parties . Apparently they called themselves the Justkids League ."