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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? There have been sightings of UFOs"
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"My friend told me that i don't understand irony... Which was ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time."
"What do you call a dead bee? A was."
"If there's two things I've learned in life It's that I'm awful at counting."
"*buys a bunch of stuff at Costco* Sir, you wanna box for those? ""Nah, I hate violence. Can I just pay cash?"""
"Ate at some place called Spaghetteria and let's just say it gave me diaghetti."
"I've been putting vodka in my fruit smoothies. Also no fruit."
"What do you call someone who masturbates a lot? A nutcracker."
"What's the best thing about kids? Making them!!!"
"Is old rope good enough for a hanging? Frayed knot. That stuff is bad noose."