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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

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"[pulls out acoustic guitar at a funeral] alright everyone stop being all [finger quotes] sad this next 1 is dedicated to a very sexy widow."
"I once accidentally broke up with a girl on a broken-down train, when I said ""I don't think this is going anywhere."""
"I hope when the machines take over the world they start by fixing my cable."
"My girlfriend said to me ""you keep talking like we're on Walky talkies... this relationship is over!!"" ""This relationship is what? Over."""
"What's a ginger's favorite drink? Ginger ale!"
"Trump interrupted Hilary Clinton up to 51 times in the first debate: Even grammer nazis interrupted fewer."
"15 + 18 = 10"
"What's a theif's favorite dance move? Poppin' locks"
"What is best potato? Latvian potato is best potato. Is kind you spend whole life looking for. Also, low calories."