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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an non alkaline Jewish family. Hasidic"
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"I'm so patriotic; I piss red, white, and blue. My doctor told me it was pancreatic cancer. I told him to shut his commie mouth!"
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"A man went to the movie.. A man went to the movie theater's ticket window a second time and said, ""One more."" ""For The Hobbit?"" the ticket vendor asked. ""No,"" the man replied, ""That's my girlfriend."""
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"Did I tell you the joke about my penis? Oh never mind it's too long."
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"You're so unfamiliar with the gym... You call it James"
"I have a giant penis. I've kept it in a jar ever since the giant died."
"Why didn't the Indian like having two t.p.'s? They made him 2 tence."