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Joke of the Day

"ROTFLMAOBNHETKMFTARLA Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off, but not hard enough to keep me from typing a really long acronym."

"Three People Killed at Colorado Abortion Clinic Sounds like a slow day to me"

"What goes around the world yet stays in the corner? Stamp"

"Maybe Michael J. Fox could get a new show where his character doesn't have Parkinson's but he's a conductor aboard a moving train."

"How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist? Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'"

"What do you call the wafers you eat at church? Jeez-its"

"You guys wanna hear a dirty story..... A horse fell in the mud."

"<<BREAKING NEWS>> Apple has decided to cancel the children's iPod. Apparently iTouch kids isn't a good product name."

"My favorite Yakov Smirnoff joke about the good old USSR. In America you find the party. In Russia the party finds you. Edit: in reference to the soviet party"

"Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they didn't they'd fall over."