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Joke of the Day

"I dated a girl with a lazy eye once. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."

"I'm not saying she's a sl*t but whenever she eats a banana in public, she puts one hand behind her head."

"In Japan, they are celebrating their position as the most educated country in the world. Here in America it's National Cheeseburger Day."

"What is a Jamaican's favorite video game? Smoke-a-mon"

"According to the 25th Amendment, if the President is incapacitated, the Vice President becomes the executive producer of ""The Apprentice."""

"What did O say to Q? Your dick is hanging out."

"Pickup line! NSFW Did you watch the news report on how sausage can give you cancer? Well I know where you can find one which won't give you cancer ;)"

"What did the picture say to the Judge? I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! ~Skip"

"what do you call a bear without an ear? **B**"

"What's the difference between a knife, and an argument with a female? A knife has a point..."