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Joke of the Day
"What goes clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop? An Amish drive by shooting."
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"I don't wish anybody dead, but a well placed nasty rash on you would kind of make my day."
"What smells worse than an anchovy? An anchovy's cunt"
"A cave man walks into a bar... ""Hey, Joe, has any one invented booze yet?"""
"How you heard about the new bad breath removal strategy? They call it the tic-tac tactic."
"How many absurdists does it take to change a lightbulb? Yarn."
"Motorcycles, more like donor cycles."
"What does a wolf lick a ram with? His tungsten"
"Omg I'm so thirsty- *Kool-Aid Man busts through wall* OH YEAHH *Sugar-free zero calorie Kool-Aid Man jiggles door handle* LITTLE HELP HERE"
"10 Dollar Compliment A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"""