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Joke of the Day
"What goes clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop? An Amish drive by shooting."
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"What do you call with a cow with a twitch? Beef Jerky"
"When I was a kid I prayed every night for a new bicycle Then I learned the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and prayed for forgiveness instead edit: woohoo #1"
"I hate gays They're all fucking assholes"
"Am I a better husband or father? Well let's just say I never fantasize about being with other kids."
"How does Jennifer Lopez like her cheese? From the block."
"Just once, I'd ike a cop to pull me over and tell me how great I'm driving, especially considering I've had 12 beers."
"Good Girls & Bad Girls! Difference Between Good Girls And Bad Girls Good Girls Open Few Buttons In Hot Atmosphere, But Bad Girls Open All Buttons To Make The Atmosphere Hot!"
"Bernie Sanders is elected president </joke>"
"What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early? Christian Bale."