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Joke of the Day
"If Olive oil is made from olives - baby oil made from what? *is"
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"Changed my name in Mrs.B's phone to 'Marty McFly'. Sent her a text saying 'be outside Argos at 12pm - we're going back'. She hasn't txt back"
"I saw a construction sign today that said, ""road rehab"". It must've been addicted to crack."
"How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris? Nobody knows because they've never tried"
"Thanksgiving dinner. So a housewife is preparing thanksgiving dinner when her husband comes in, and she asks, ""are you hungry, dear?"" And the turkey answers, ""no, I'm stuffed."""
"Yo mama so black when she goes outside the street lights come on"
"What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-o acid."
"I love to run. Around the house. Chasing my toddler. Because she took my iced coffee."
"They say ""confidence"" is the most attractive quality in a partner. But I'd have to say ""not banging my friends"" would be a very close 2nd"
"If I ever have a son, I'm going to name him Sparta, that way I can introduce him as ""This is SPARTA!!!"""