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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an acid with an attitude? A-mean-o acid."
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"Why can't smokey the bear and his wife have kids? Because every time his wife gets hot, he throws dirt on her and beats her with a shovel"
"""See? I'm not nothing,"" I thought... ...as the sliding glass doors opened for me :("
"3 NoSql database admins went to a bar but came out immediately. Why? ... ... They could not find a table :P"
"The good news is, Tony Abbott says Australia may have spotted two pieces of the plane. The bad news is, Tony Abbott says a lot of things."
"How do you confused people in the 90s? Tell them ""In 2016, we will be able to refer to someone as ""Sir and/or Ma'am"" And still be assuming someone's gender."""
"Boy asks Girl.... Boy: Will you marry me? *girl slaps him* Girl: What did you say? *boy gets up and and slaps her twice* Boy: If you didn't hear what I said, then why did you slap me?"
"9 just turned the toaster all the way up and basically made charcoal for breakfast, so I'm ordering new furniture with his college fund."
"Wanna read a really dirty joke? A white horse fell in the mud"
"Can't find your children? Try turning off the wifi. They appear suddenly."