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Joke of the Day
"I love to run. Around the house. Chasing my toddler. Because she took my iced coffee."
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"""We're going to chop off your testicles so we can love you until we decide you need to die."" --pet owners"
"alright. if everything happens for a reason why did i put a scarecrow in the shower"
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field"
"2 cats are racing across the English Channel, an English cat named ""123"" and a French cat named ""Un deux trois."" Which cat won the race? A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank."
"Q: What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow? A: To study economics."
"so i accidentally stabbed my friend's butt last night... but he forgave me, it was an asshole."
"True friendship is when you walk into someone's house, and your WiFi connects automatically.."
"Where do you find a one legged cow? Where ever you left it."
"What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things? A **Poultry**geist. Thanks! I will show myself out."