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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sexually-confused Arctic Circle? Bi-polar"
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"Sucks when good bands have dumb names. ""What are you listening to?"" ""It's Made Out of Babies, they're really great."" ""..."""
"Thank you Facebook for putting everyone's Facebook page link on their Facebook page. I would have never found their page without it."
"Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? Its true....Comet cleans sinks!"
"In Summertime, wow do you tell the difference between an American-born Arab and a Middle Eastern-born Arab? Heatstroke."
"A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar... He orders a beer."
"*gets laser eye surgery* ""Thanks doc, so how do I activate them?"" I told you, that's not what *i squint at him real hard but he's right*"
"Two strips of film are talking in a bar One says to the other ""Why don't you and I go find a dark room and see what develops?"""
"Where do you drown a hipster? In the mainstream."
"The Mona Lisa was arrested for loitering today But it wasn't her fault, she was framed."