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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sexually-confused Arctic Circle? Bi-polar"
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"I bought a book yesterday-a real one with paper, and you have to turn pages and everything! Living like a cave person. Life is hard."
"There are 10 types of people in the world Ones who understand binary And the ones who don't."
"What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive? he has Divine Right of way"
"What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do? Bayesian."
"I told a newcomer in prison that the other inmates were heavily interested in astronomy. When asked what I meant, I said, ""They are particularly interested in Uranus, so you don't want to moon them."""
"My mother would give you 11 dollars for a dog turd if you told her it normally costs 15."
"What's the buoyancy of an abortion? Rho * v * Wade"
"Have you seen the trailer for *Constipated*? That's because it hasn't come out yet"
"Did you know that Iceland has the death penalty! It's called Ramadan"