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Joke of the Day
"What's the buoyancy of an abortion? Rho * v * Wade"
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"Which rabbits were famous bank robbers? Bunny and Clyde."
"A client just thanked me profusely for curing his erectile dysfunction. -shrugs- It wasn't hard."
"Knock Knock, ""Who's there?"" ""Gladiator"" ""Gladiator who?"" ""Gladiator, before going to the gang bang"""
"""Dad, what does it take to become a writer?"" ""A job."""
"One lady to another, Do you talk to your husband during sex ? Yes, if he calls on my cell."
"I'm such a perv that... ... even the crack of dawn isn't safe."
"Whenever someone says they did something ""like a boss"" I assume that means they didn't do it at all and are taking credit for it."
"What do you call mustard that's not very hot? Air condijoned. I'll see myself out."
"[Joker has Robin tied up] ""If you want to see the Boy Wonder alive, come to the old-"" ""Nope. Also he's allergic to peanuts. Like real bad."""