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Joke of the Day
"What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive? he has Divine Right of way"
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"Life coach: ""Always try to get off on the right foot."" Me: ""Wow, that's a VERY specific fetish!"""
"What's the difference between a pizza and Trevor from GTA The pizza is less greasy"
"Him: Productive conference call? Me: Hell yeah. I painted my toes, posted 6 pictures on IG, and got in one solid nap."
"What's the difference between Rutgers and Rikers? One turns young people into horrible human beings and the other is jail."
"Learning to love yourself is important. Just don't let your wife catch you doing it."
"The sexts are coming from inside the house!"
"Arguing with women is like getting arrested, anything you say can and will be used against you."
"How do Australian bees please the queen bee? They bee hive"
"I like sleeping outside. No hobo."