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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that Iceland has the death penalty! It's called Ramadan"
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"Mute goes to a wedding... After the ceremony he won't let go of his dick and everyone's a little put off by his public display. With his free hand, he signs ""Speak now or forever hold your peace""."
"a really bad joke i made up and thought it should be shared with everyone. Q.how do dogs communicate? A. by pee-mail"
"My neighbor just threw out the biggest trash I have ever seen.. Boy, I will surely miss Mrs. Jones"
"Shout out to Pringles for never giving us a half can of air."
"Your Momma so dumb She bought a book on how to read"
"Neighbors across the street have their Christmas lights up, so I invited them to my Easter Egg hunt this afternoon."
"Would you rather have a threesome or dinner with your parents? Personally, I choose dinner with parents. I mean if I'm gonna disappoint two people at once, I at least want it to be two people I know."
"Sure fire way to really annoy a woman tell her she is being too dramatic and overreacting."
"Two silkworms had a race... I heard they ended in a tie."