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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen the trailer for *Constipated*? That's because it hasn't come out yet"
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"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection. Judge asks, ""First offender?"" She replied: ""No, first a Gibson, and then a Fender."""
"John Madden just died from a heart attack what, you thought this was a joke? the guy's fat and old."
"Does Snoop Dog wear and apron when he cooks? Yes, for sizzles. Edit: Snoop Lion"
"What do you call a woodpecker with no beak ? A headbanger !"
"Why doesn't the veteran have a blow-up sex doll? Because of the flashbacks."
"What do you call a Greek skydiver? Condescending"
"[dog park] Dog: omg I just found out I'm adopted Other Dogs: [barking in shock]"
"So a local photographer started seeing a chemist from out of town... I heard their relationship was developing quite nicely."
"Why did the baker's hands smell? Because he kneaded a poo."