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Joke of the Day

"The trick that will stop you from crying every time you cut an onion- Stop getting so damned attached to onions."

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"I know they say faith.. I know they say faith can move mountains but we have all seen what it can do to skyscrapers."
"An uneducated man was in the hospital` Doctor: I'm sorry,but your kidneys are failing Man: But my kidneys never went to a school?"
"The Gym is like Church. Everybody thinks that by going one hour, one day, they'll erase what they did during the week."
"A fun thing to do when someone shows you a picture of their new baby is to look confused and just say ""I don't get it?"""
"What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6.022x10^23 pieces? Guacamole."
"Me: ""Stay back! I'm an expert when it comes to karate!"" *mugger approaches* Me: ""Karate is a martial art developed on the Ryukyu Islands."""
"Why did I go to the dentist at an Indian Reservation? To get some Sioux veneers"
"But it's not my choice I'm single by choice"
"What did the elephant say to the horn-less rhino? ""Rhino horn?"""