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Joke of the Day

"Your options when you want to backup your data... If you want to backup your data, you've got only 2 options. NAS or NSA."

"What should you do if your car's engine is running slow? Get it to do some CARdio"

"Beauty & the Beast 2 is just 90 minutes of Belle and the prince shopping for new furniture after it all turned back into people."

"What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !"

"wife: I TOLD you not to try a 360 with the grocery cart me: It was really nice when everyone started clapping after they saw I was ok though"

"It's pretty hard when you're a kid and you learn that a dodecahedron is a shape with 12 sides and not a dinosaur."

"My friend asked me to name my top 5 Coldplay songs... And they were all yellow."

"My wife just said we should have another baby. I hope she didn't mean together."

"Well, when we ordered nachos, you ate all the ones in the middle with the most cheese, but no... I have no idea who set your car on fire."

"Nothing's Ever Right by Mona Lott"