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Joke of the Day

"It's pretty hard when you're a kid and you learn that a dodecahedron is a shape with 12 sides and not a dinosaur."

"You're an embarrassment to the human race. What are you doing later?"

"They asked me earlier today what is beer made of Unfortunately I didn't know the answer as I barley pay attention to those facts."

"Gremlins(1984): a shopkeeper with a creature so powerful it could destroy all human life gives it to a 12yo boy. Many lives are lost.(PG13)"

"How many friend-zoned guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None - they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."

"Jus made the jerk off motion at a baby because his mom is using coupons."

"What do you call a cannibal who only eats coma patients? A vegetarian."

"I Need To Tell You All SomeThing Very Important. Sanic Ate A Burrito Then Pooped On Bready."

"iSpy, with my little ""i"" a lawsuit from Apple for trademark infringement."

"Yo mama's got so many balls lined up ready to score, her nickname is Basketball Practice."