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"Nothing's Ever Right by Mona Lott"
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"[REQUEST] Coffee Puns My google searches led me to no great jokes, and I actually need them for a class. If you can give me some coffee puns, I'd be truly grateful. Please espresso feelings!"
"Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice"
"Women and their rights"
"A big difference between men and women Is what comes to mind when the word 'facial' is used."
"What do a cue ball and a mexican have in common? The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them."
"I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging Ever since then, my muggings have been a lot more successful!"
"What do you call an asian walking a dog? A vegetarian."
"What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee chord? My ass."
"Nigel Farage gets his girlfriend pregnant.. Soon after the pregnancy test arrived as positive, he says ""My fatherhood ambition has been achieved. I want my life back"""