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Joke of the Day
"Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !"
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"[at the aquarium] Son [pointing at a large tank]: daddy what's that Me: tank Son: no what lives in the tank Me: water"
"Why do you never tease a fat girl with lisp? Because she's thick and tired of it."
"Irreconcilable differences The judge says to Mickey, ""I can't grant you a divorce because you think Minnie is crazy."" ""I didn't say she was crazy,"" says Mickey, ""I said she was fucking Goofy!"""
"They say we're in an economic slump, but sales of 2011 calendars have never been better!"
"Why couldn't the teller comprehend the bank robber? He was bad at stickup lines."
"Him: ""Do you want to cuddle?"" Me: ""Yeah, let me call the dog."""
"What is the most popular dating website in the south? Ancestry.com"
"ME: I know it's probably the beer talking, but you look beautiful tonight! BEER: Hey buddy, don't be putting words in my mouth now."
"University.... Close to being unemployed but with your parents still being proud of you"