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Joke of the Day

"Why aren't there any Mexican astronauts? Because whenever they hear the world ""launch"", they go get something to eat."

"What has four legs but can't walk? A chair."

"I'm experiencing heavy call volumes. Please hang up and never call me again."

"Did you hear the story about the broken pencil? It's pointless."

"Why did Abe Lincoln and Stephen Douglas get thrown out of the church? Because they were caught mass debating in the bathroom."

"My little cousin dropped this one on me: Me: Wow, you must've grown a foot since the last time I saw you! Cosin: Nope, still have two!"

"TIL that there is an exotic instrument only select children can master. Apparently the Fogle Fiddle has been around since 1977, who knew?"

"Very Punny! Eric is just Derek without a D"

"What is a pirate? /t"

"I am so used to automatic doors at work that when I come across one I have to physically open I just stand there like a dummy"