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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why don't cannibals eat pantomimes? A: Because a mime is a terrible thing to baste."
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"I rarely eat kale chips, but when I do-I eat them condescendingly and self-righteously."
"The pessimist says the glass is half empty. The optimist says the glass is half full. The reposter says the glass is half full"
"A joke about pi? Nah this joke just goes on forever -------------------"
"I was once blind for 5 years It was a very dark time in my life."
"How much space does fungi need to grow? As mushroom as possible :)"
"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo-bees"
"Relation-SHIPS sink when they have too many passengers."
"May the f... ...orce be equal to mass times acceleration."
"Me to 4 yr old niece: your shoes are on the wrong feet Niece looks down and says: I don't have any other feet Outsmarted again."